An Egyptian guy, Alaa Abdel_Fatah, was recently sentenced to 4 years in prison for being critical in his blog toward Islam and Eygytian President Hosni Mubarak. So I sent him an email letting him know I support him and I think he is pretty danged courageous. It gave me a creepy feeling though that I would get a knock on my door from the ESS (Eygtian Secret Service). Not that there is necessarily such a thing and I doubt they would do much business in WYOMING, where I currently live. Seriously though, that dude has balls. He knew he would get into trouble for sharing his views but he did it anyway. I barely have the balls to be critical of myself on my blog. So here goes:

Fatwa! I declare Jihad on the obsessions that plague my life on a daily basis. I don't need to mention them by name. They know who they are.

T5RTBGFMW (this aint easy because she's been pissing me off lately):

1. She reminds me to eat right.
2. She looks damn good in jeans.
3. She thinks she's pretty funny.
4. She thinks I'm the sexiest man alive.
5. She has good taste in men.